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Emily Short

Release 5

Section 5 - The cad

The greeting of the cad is "The cad looks us up and down in a very personal way."

The generic positive of the cad is "of course".

The generic negative of the cad is "no".

The generic adversative of the cad is "ahem".

The generic confrontational of the cad is "[one of]my very dear young lady[or]light of my eyes[or]dearest[or]poppet[or]delight of my life[at random]".

The cad exhibits courtesy and vanity.

Rule for refusing comment by the cad when the noun is a sin:

say "'I prefer a different style of vice,' he says, with a warm look."